OK so this gurl abbey thinks eliv thade is hers but she LIES he's mine we've gone on 3793 dates and we're married and we have 364 kids and shes trying to tell me he's not real but he is and I know he is and i know somewer in the world hes in his castle drinking tea as a ghost & killing ppl named abbey and fanboying about pics of me and he probably misses me and I MISS U TOO and anyway lets vote ok
who gets eliv thade, me or me?